Chicago November 2008 – J2 Breakfast – Enhanced Edition Con Video Transcript

Chicago November 2008 – J2 Breakfast – Enhanced Edition Con Video Chicago November 2008 – J2 Breakfast – Enhanced Edition Con Video

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 Staff: Uh let's bring up the uh... 

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 Staff: younger of the Winchester brothers 

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 Audience: [cheers] 

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 Staff: Jared. 
 Audience: [cheers] 

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 Audience: [cheers] 

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 JP: Young -- younger and better. 

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 Audience: [laughs, cheers] 

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 JP: [laughing] I didn't mean to take your mic. 
 Staff: It's alright. 

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 Audience: [laughs] 

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 Staff: Now we will bring up 

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 Audience: [cheers] 

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 Staff: the more mature and equally studly 
 Audience: [cheers] 

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 Staff: brother Winchester. 
 JP: Boo. 

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 JP: Boooo! 
 Staff: Here he comes. 
 Audience: [cheers] 

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 A: [cheers] 

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 JP: What is this? 

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 JP: Is the fainter in the building? 
 JA: Morning. 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: I want to make sure... you're alright. 

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 JP: Is she? 
 A: She's fine. 
 A: She was over there. 

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 JP: [inaudible] wave. 

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 A: [cheers] 

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 JP: Are you ok? 

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 JP: Ok, all good? 

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 A: Yeah. 

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 JP: All right, we heard about you, 
 and we were like, 

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 JP: Jason Manns is a dreamy guy. 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: I didn't blame you. 

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 JP: I think this was meant for you. 
 JA: It happens all the time. 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: [laughing] This one's shorter. 
 A: [laughs] 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: This is still short. 

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 JP: How are y'all guys? Welcome to Chicago. 

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 JA: Fourth season, I'm used to it now. 
 JP: A lot of... 

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 JP: new faces, or unfamiliar. 

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 JP: How are y'all liking this season by the way? 

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 JP: This is the first time... 
 A: [cheers] 

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 JP: Good? 
 A: [cheers] 

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 JP: Yeah. 
 A: [cheers] 

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 JP: We've been really excited 
 about it ourselves, actually. 

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 JP: Um Kripke was talking about, you know, 

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 JP: we didn't have a whole lot of support 

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 JP: for season four, so he was 
 uh writing it to be good. 

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 JP: Now we're -- now y'all guys are -- 
 the -- the word is spreading 

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 JP: and thank y'all because -- 

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 A: We do what we can. 
 JP: [inaudible] 
 A: We love you. 

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 A: Thank you for coming to Chicago. 

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 JP: Absolutely, any excuse. 
 A: [cheers] 

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 JP: We almost got blown back to Vancouver 

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 JP: when we got out of the car though 

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 JP: because the wind -- [laughs] 

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 JP: We had to have Cliffy push us. Um... 

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 JP: All right, I'm a loud mouth 

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 JP: so I'm gonna let Jensen... 
 JA: Hey, keep going man. 

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 JP: I know. 
 JA: Still waking up, so you're buying me time. 
 JP: I know, I know. 

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 A: [inaudible] 
 JA: That's right. 

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 JP: Yeah. 
 A: We were here all night. 

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 A: We were here in the hall. 

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 A: We slept here all night. 
 A: We were here 

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 A: in the hall waiting for you all night. 
 JP: Did you really? 

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 A: All night. We slept in the hall. 

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 JP: The coffee in the city 
 of Chicago thanks you. 

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 JP: The coffee makers. 
 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: They're like, bring 'em on, 
 bring 'em on, come on Supernatural 

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 JP: because y'all are keeping them in business. 
 JA: [inaudible] I get driven. 

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 JP: Um... 
 A: I have Lilith's head on a platter, bloody. 

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 JP: Oh my God. 

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 JP: I'm hungry now. 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: Wow. 
 JA: It does, it looks like a dessert. 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: Is it candy? 

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 JP: Can I, can y'all see that? 

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 JP: Am I gonna mess it up? 

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 A: [various reactions] 

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 JP: That is awesome. 

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 JP: And what is, what is this? 

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 JP: What is this that we're seeing? 

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 A: Some kind of -- kind of centerpiece. 
 A: That's the costume or the -- 

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 A: the contest winner from last year. 
 JP: No kidding. 

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 A: It's the centerpiece winner. 

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 JP: Does the gun work? 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 A: It takes special bullets. 

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 JP: I only act like I could use a gun. 

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 JP: If I touch it I'd probably... 

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 JP: get scared. 
 A: Why? Are you going to shoot me or what? 

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 JP: No no, not at all. I -- I -- 

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 JP: I thank you for Lilith's head on a platter. 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: There's nothing better 
 than waking up in the morning 

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 JP: and getting a -- a bloody doll head. 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: [inaudible] 
 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: I never knew I'd like it so much. 

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 JA: A side of bacon, you're set. 

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 JP: Yeah. 
 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: Anybody have bacon or sausage 
 or coffee or something? 

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 A: They had, but not anymore. 

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 JP: Oh, I'll sneak out. 

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 A: Jared, is it better than 
 the five pound candy bar? 

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 JP: It's -- it's going to cost me 
 less time on the treadmill, so... 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: That's good. 

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 JA: How's everybody enjoyed the weekend so far? 

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 A: [cheers] 

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 JA: I uh, we were uh... 

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 JA: finishing uh shooting on Friday 

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 JA: and -- and uh, and I thought um 

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 JA: like, I wonder how it's going down there. 

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 JA: So we actually [laughs] 
 went online and looked at - 

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 JA: whoever posted some -- 
 some videos on YouTube, 

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 JA: thank you, cause... 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JA: it gave us a -- a -- a nice idea of 

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 JA: what to expect. 
 JP: "Oh, Richard." 

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 JP: "Cool." 
 JA: It was like "Oh, Richard," 

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 JA: telling stories about us that's not true. 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JA: No, I'm kidding, they are actually. 

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 JP: He talked about Harley and Sadie? 

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 A: Yeah. 
 JP: Yeah. Yeah. 

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 A: Sam told how her dog 
 bit yours on the nose. 

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 JP: Yeah, and uh my dog 

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 JP: is about 100 pounds bigger than hers. 

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 JP: And he just kind of was like, “You suck.” 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JA: Your dog's 100 pounds 
 bigger than me I think. 
 JP: Yeah. 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: I, we gotta have -- 
 A: So is Jared. 

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 JP: We gotta -- that -- that's right. 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: That's right. [fake crying] 
 It's 'cause I'm fat. I gotta go. 

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 A: [laughs] Aww. 

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 JA: Way to go. 

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 JP: We gotta have -- we gotta have 
 one of these near Vancouver. 
 JA: Way to ruin his day. 
 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: so we can bring the dogs out. 

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 JP: I want y'all guys 
 to say hi to Harley and Sadie 

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 JP: so they can see the family. 
 A: [cheers] 

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 A: [cheers] 

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 JP: That'd be great. 

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 JP: There've been pictures all over 

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 JP: and drawings and stuff like that. 

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 JP: I'd love to bring 'em out, 

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 JP: have them eat y'all's food. 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: Though that would scare her. 

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 JP: That would scare Harley. 
 A: And drink their coffee too. 

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 JP: Yeah, they probably would. 

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 JP: Put a biscuit in it or something like that. 

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 JP: Um when did y'all guys get out here? 

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 JP: Friday? Thursday? When did it start? 

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 A: Thursday. Friday. 

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 JP: Oh wow, lots of shenanigans? 
 A: Wednesday. 

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 A: [cacophony] 

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 JP: Wednesday? 
 A: From Germany. 

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 JP: From Germany? Welcome. 

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 JA: Germany, huh? 

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 A: Yeah, Hamburg. 

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 JA: Wow. 
 A: Guten tag. 

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 JA: Guten tag. 
 JP: Guten tag. 

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 JP: Is it really -- is -- is it tag right now? 
 JA: I should've worn my Lederhosen. 

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 JP: What's morgen? 
 A: [laughs] 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: You wore 'em yesterday. 
 You wore 'em on the plane. 

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 JA: Shhhh. 
 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: We're putting Jensen in another outfit. 

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 JP: Not this episode. We're doing a 
 magician episode right now 

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 JP: which really um, is really 
 a lot of fun and gonna be really good. 

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 JP: But our next one we go back to a school 

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 JP: where uh -- where we had gone 
 when we were growing up 

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 JP: and Jensen gets to be 
 the gym teacher and some... 

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 JP: [inaudible] 
 A: [laughs, cheers] 

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 JP: I'm happy. I'm like, as long as he's 
 the one that gets to dress up, um... 

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 JA: Why is it always, why is it always Dean? 
 JP: I don't know. 

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 JP: I don't know. 
 A: [laughs] 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JA: Why, yeah, why does Dean 
 always get the short end 

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 JA: of the stick? 
 JP: I think the -- I think the -- 

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 JP: the -- the word that they used -- 
 the phrasing that they used 

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 JP: in the script is um plum smuggler shorts? 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: Honest to God, honest to God. 
 JA: I thought it was -- I thought it was -- 

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 JA: No, wasn't it nut huggers? 

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 JP: Nut huggers [inaudible] 
 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: I think it's the same basic idea. 

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 JP: I think plum smuggler. I thought 
 it was the McDonald's character 

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 JP: I was like, plum smuggler? 

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 JP: What is his name? The -- 

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 A: Hamburglar. 

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 JP: Hamburg -- Hamburglar! 

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 JP: Yep, it's like a big circle, man. 
 JA: [inaudible] you get that? 

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 JA: What's the hamburgler and plum snug-- 

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 JP: The G's and the L 

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 JP: and the... 
 JA: Sure. 

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 JP: There's a R in there or something. 

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 JA: [laughs] 

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 JP: I want to look at this side. 

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 JP: I've been looking at that side. 

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 A: [cheers] 

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 JP: There are a lot of people here. 

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 JP: What time did y'all have to get up? 

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 A: [cacophony] 

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 JA: Oh! 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 A: No sleeping was involved. 
 A: [laughs] 

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 A: No sleeping was involved. 
 JP: No sleeping was involved. 

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 JP: Last year we started like... 

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 A: 6:30. 
 JP: Godawful early. 

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 JP: I remember last time at about noon 

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 JP: going like -- What? Where am I? 

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 A: [laughs] 

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 JP: So it's nice this time to kind of get some -- 

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 JA: I'm at least like somewhat coherent 

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 JA: this morning. 
 JP: Yeah. 

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 JP: And actually -- 
 JA: Although it is -- you know, 
 we're on -- we're two hours uh 

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 JP: That's right. 
 JA: earlier, so... 

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 JP: Yeah. 
 JA: We're on Pacific coast time. 

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 A: Twenty minute drive. 

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 JA: Or Vancouver time. 

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 JP: Twenty minute drive? 
 A: Twenty minute drive. 

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 JP: From uh where were you -- 
 just from the city? 

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 A: From Highland Park, a suburb of the city. 

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 JA: So they almost beat us. 
 JP: Nice. 

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 JP: Who else -- who's here from Chicago? 

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 A: [cheers] 

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 JP: Did anybody make it out -- 

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 JP: the -- the night of the election 

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 JP: to Grant Park and see the craziness? 

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 JP: 'Cause we saw it on TV. 
 I want to hear somebody who saw it -- 

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 JP: Was it nuts? 
 A: They shut down 
 the highway to -- for that thing. 

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 JP: Like a million people on -- on the outside? 

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 JP: That's amazing. 

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 JA: We were looking for the same turnout, 

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 JA: but um... 
 JP: Yeah. 
 A: [laughs] 

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 A: [laughs] 

240
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 JP: Next time we're holding this in Grant Park. 
 JA: I didn't get elected. 

241
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 A: [laughs] 

242
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 A: We would have 
 voted for you. 

243
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 JA: Thank you. 
 JP: Barackles. 

244
00:07:49,286 --> 00:07:51,154
 JA: Thank you. 
 JP: [inaudible] 
 A: [laughs] 

245
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 A: [laughs] 

246
00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,657
 JA: Barackles. 

247
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 JP: Barackles, Jarobama. 

248
00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:58,094
 A: [laughs] 

249
00:07:58,495 --> 00:07:59,563
 JP: I'd vote for Jensen. 

250
00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:01,665
 A: Aww. 
 JP: Give him more responsibility. 

251
00:08:01,665 --> 00:08:03,133
 JP: No, don't aww, it ain't sweet. 

252
00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:04,968
 JP: Like give him... 
 JA: Yeah, thanks. 

253
00:08:05,135 --> 00:08:08,305
 JP: Give him the workload. 
 JA: Thanks, yeah, as if I don't have it already. 

254
00:08:08,305 --> 00:08:10,407
 A: Oooooh! 
 A: [laughs] 

255
00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,242
 JP: [laughs] 

256
00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:14,044
 A: [laughs] 

257
00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,912
 JP: That's true. 
 JA: Plum smugglers, hello? 

258
00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,514
 JP: Yeah. 
 A: [laughs] 

259
00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:18,482
 JP: Lederhosen. 

260
00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:21,685
 JP: Do y'all have Lederhosen? 

261
00:08:21,685 --> 00:08:23,954
 JP: Is that like -- 
 A: Yes. 
 JP: Do you? Oh, okay. 

262
00:08:24,688 --> 00:08:26,990
 JP: Nice, why didn't you bring it down? 
 JA: They're like, "We have it on right now." 

263
00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:29,426
 A: [laughs] 

264
00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,294
 JP: Wah. 
 A: [laughs] 

265
00:08:31,294 --> 00:08:33,296
 JP: You have to have those 
 rip-away pants so you can just kind of... 

266
00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,532
 A: Party boy dance. 
 A: [laughs, cheers] 

267
00:08:35,532 --> 00:08:37,067
 JP: do that number. 
 A: Party boy dancing. 
 JP: What is it? 

268
00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:38,134
 A: You gotta start party boy dancing. 

269
00:08:38,134 --> 00:08:39,636
 JP: Ah, that's -- that's Jensen's thing. 

270
00:08:39,636 --> 00:08:41,905
 JP: I [inaudible]. 
 A: Let's see it! 

271
00:08:41,905 --> 00:08:44,474
 A: [cacophony] 

272
00:08:44,474 --> 00:08:45,475
 A: Eye of the Tiger! 

273
00:08:45,475 --> 00:08:47,777
 JA: From like here to here that fast. 

274
00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,112
 JP: How awesome was Eye of the Tiger? 

275
00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:58,889
 A: [cheers] 

276
00:08:58,889 --> 00:09:00,156
 JP: Cue music, cue music. 

277
00:09:00,156 --> 00:09:01,691
 JP: Who has the -- who has the boombox? 

278
00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:04,628
 A: We were doing it in the hall all night. 
 A: [cacophony] 

279
00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,029
 JP: Does any-- does anybody know it? 

280
00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:11,167
 A: [cacophony] 

281
00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:12,235
 JP: Come on. 
 JA: Yeah? 

282
00:09:12,435 --> 00:09:14,004
 JP: Did you do the whole leg guitar? 

283
00:09:14,004 --> 00:09:16,473
 A: [inaudible, some yeahs] 

284
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,108
 JP: Did you? Jensen?! 

285
00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:19,042
 A: [laughs] 

286
00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:21,077
 JP: I thought it was Jens-- 
 Jesus, for a second I thought 

287
00:09:21,077 --> 00:09:21,945
 JP: you were Jensen. 
 JA: Right? 

288
00:09:21,945 --> 00:09:23,346
 A: [laughs] 

289
00:09:23,346 --> 00:09:24,814
 JA: It's uncanny. 
 A: [laughs] 

290
00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,216
 JP: It is uncanny. 

291
00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:27,751
 JP: Y'all know the whole story behind that? 

292
00:09:27,751 --> 00:09:28,718
 JP: ‘Cause there've been a lot of... 

293
00:09:29,352 --> 00:09:30,987
 JP: a lot of... strange stories. 

294
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,055
 A: Tell us! 

295
00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,990
 JP: I'll say from yours-- 
 JA: It's his fault. 

296
00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,425
 JP: You want to say it from your angle first 

297
00:09:35,425 --> 00:09:37,394
 JP: or from my angle? 
 JA: You say it from your angle. 
 JP: All right. 

298
00:09:37,394 --> 00:09:39,329
 JP: We have, we have 
 Phil directing an episode 

299
00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,164
 JP: and Phil's one of our uh, our directors 

300
00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,365
 JP: that'll kinda let us have fun 

301
00:09:42,365 --> 00:09:44,167
 JP: and improv a little bit 
 and kinda mess around. 

302
00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:46,436
 JP: And so the scene is I walk up with donuts 

303
00:09:46,436 --> 00:09:47,337
 JP: and bang on the window 

304
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,472
 JP: and I catch him kind of 
 amping himself up. 

305
00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:51,608
 JP: And so they had this big shot set up 

306
00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:52,642
 JP: and they were like 

307
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,946
 JP: “And... roll cameras, 
 roll sound, and action.” 

308
00:09:56,046 --> 00:09:56,846
 JP: And I just kinda stood there. 

309
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:57,948
 JP: I was like, I'm not going in, 

310
00:09:57,948 --> 00:09:58,915
 JP: I'm gonna see what he does. 

311
00:09:58,915 --> 00:09:59,716
 A: [laughs] 

312
00:09:59,716 --> 00:10:01,618
 JP: And so, I guess he didn't have any idea 

313
00:10:01,618 --> 00:10:02,485
 JP: ‘cause I didn't tell anybody. 

314
00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:04,254
 JP: And so even Johnny, 
 our first A.D. was like, 

315
00:10:04,454 --> 00:10:06,489
 JP: [whispering] "Hey. Hey. Cue." 

316
00:10:06,489 --> 00:10:08,291
 JP: I was like, I know, I know, it's cool. 

317
00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:09,960
 JP: I'm just gonna let him have some fun. 

318
00:10:10,327 --> 00:10:12,028
 JP: And then in comes music video. 

319
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,563
 A: [laughs] 

320
00:10:14,164 --> 00:10:16,433
 JA: And I'm sitting there, I'm -- 
 so I'm sitting there in the front seat 

321
00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:18,001
 JA: and I hear the, you know, the playback 

322
00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:19,769
 JA: and the big speaker, 
 and then we're outside, 

323
00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:22,038
 JA: we've got like you know extras 
 like walking down the street, 

324
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,207
 JA: and cars flying by, 
 and there's this whole thing. 

325
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,241
 JA: We got two cameras set up, 

326
00:10:25,675 --> 00:10:26,977
 JA: which is why it's edited together. 

327
00:10:26,977 --> 00:10:28,845
 JA: So a -- a lot of people are like, no way, 

328
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,080
 JA: they had like multiple cameras. 

329
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,548
 JA: There's just two cameras set up. 
 JP: Yeah. 

330
00:10:32,449 --> 00:10:33,917
 JA: And so I'm sitting there and... 

331
00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,152
 JA: I'm doing the -- the drumming 
 and he's -- I'm like, 

332
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,754
 JA: ok, he should've been here by now. 

333
00:10:37,754 --> 00:10:39,456
 JA: Why's -- ? 

334
00:10:39,456 --> 00:10:41,124
 JA: Something's going -- 
 why -- why is he not -- ? 

335
00:10:41,358 --> 00:10:42,192
 JA: He should've stopped it. 

336
00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:43,226
 A: [laughs] 

337
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,395
 JA: What's happ -- ? 
 Well here come the wor -- 

338
00:10:45,629 --> 00:10:47,097
 JA: The first line is “rising up”. 

339
00:10:47,097 --> 00:10:49,399
 A: [laughs] 

340
00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:50,934
 JA: That's just too good. 

341
00:10:50,934 --> 00:10:53,269
 A: [laughs] 

342
00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:54,771
 JA: And then I just, I went with it 

343
00:10:54,771 --> 00:10:56,673
 JA: and then -- [laughs] you notice maybe 

344
00:10:56,673 --> 00:10:58,675
 JA: as -- as I'm climbing out the car window 

345
00:10:58,675 --> 00:11:00,910
 JA: that I kinda like -- I start smiling 

346
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,445
 JA: and I almost started laughing 

347
00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:03,246
 JA: and I turned, and I'm like, 

348
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,215
 JA: nope, keep going, 
 keep going, keep going. 

349
00:11:05,215 --> 00:11:05,749
 A: [laughs] 

350
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,750
 JA: You can do this. 

351
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,452
 JP: People are like, what the hell's going on? 

352
00:11:09,452 --> 00:11:10,754
 JP: 'Cause 
 A: [laughs] 

353
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,689
 JA: And they -- they just let 
 the cameras roll, so... 
 JP: you know, half of the crew 
 while we're shooting 

354
00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:13,657
 JA: I kept going. 
 JP: Yeah. 

355
00:11:13,723 --> 00:11:15,291
 JP: And we had these boomboxes playing 

356
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,993
 JP: playback, you know, so you kinda hear it 

357
00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:18,228
 JP: up and down [laughing] the street. 

358
00:11:18,328 --> 00:11:19,429
 JP: And usually during the shot 
 A: [laughs] 

359
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,031
 JP: half the crew is like reading the newspaper 

360
00:11:21,031 --> 00:11:22,265
 JP: or, you know, moving their gear 

361
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,066
 JP: from one to the other. 

362
00:11:23,066 --> 00:11:24,167
 JP: So I think they were looking around like 

363
00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:26,236
 JP: Why is -- is this in the script? 
 JA: Yeah, you look at the back and it's-- 

364
00:11:26,236 --> 00:11:27,237
 JP: I haven't read the sides. 

365
00:11:27,237 --> 00:11:28,371
 JP: I didn't realize -- 
 JA: There's people 

366
00:11:28,371 --> 00:11:29,873
 JA: There's people like 
 walking in the background 

367
00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:32,008
 JA: kind of going, “Is he 
 supposed to be doing that?” 

368
00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:34,110
 A: [laughs] 

369
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,945
 JA: Why is he standing in the car? 
 JP: Don't look him directly 
 in the eyes, he's a freak. 

370
00:11:37,047 --> 00:11:38,348
 JP: Don't look that weirdo in the face. 

371
00:11:38,348 --> 00:11:39,749
 JP: Who knows what he'll do? 

372
00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:42,085
 JA: So anyway, that was -- and of course 

373
00:11:42,085 --> 00:11:44,554
 JA: Phil being the uh, the -- the 

374
00:11:44,554 --> 00:11:46,189
 JA: post-production producer of the show 

375
00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:47,390
 JA: and he's usually the one who puts together 

376
00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:49,159
 JA: all the um, the gag reels, 

377
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,294
 JA: he of course was like 

378
00:11:51,594 --> 00:11:52,996
 JA: “Let it roll, let it roll, [inaudible] this is --" 

379
00:11:52,996 --> 00:11:54,731
 JA: “this is good stuff. This is good stuff.” 

380
00:11:54,998 --> 00:11:56,366
 JP: I think they actually called cut for a second 

381
00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:57,634
 JP: I think someone called cut 

382
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,202
 JP: and luckily our -- our camera guys 

383
00:11:59,202 --> 00:12:00,637
 JP: and Phil were like, “No no no, keep rolling.” 

384
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,305
 JA: Yeah, yeah, and uh... 
 JP: So... 

385
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,440
 JP: That would've been a shame to not have. 

386
00:12:03,606 --> 00:12:04,774
 JA: So he -- he just took it and ran with it. 

387
00:12:04,774 --> 00:12:06,209
 JA: He's like, “Now we're gonna make this huge.” 

388
00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:07,577
 JA: And I'm like, “Why? It was a goof.” 

389
00:12:07,577 --> 00:12:09,279
 A: [laughs] 

390
00:12:09,279 --> 00:12:11,314
 JA: But he blew it up, so there you go. 

391
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,284
 A: Was that you laughing in the background? 
 JP: Yeah, I was cracking up. 

392
00:12:14,284 --> 00:12:14,884
 A: [laughs] 

393
00:12:14,884 --> 00:12:17,387
 JP: 'Cause I didn't know what was going to happen 
 and so I just started busting up laughing. 

394
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,356
 JP: And I was -- I guess it sounds so loud 
 'cause I was miked for the scene. 

395
00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:22,625
 And so I'm like bahahahaha. 

396
00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,494
 A: [laughs] 

397
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,562
 JA: Just like that, too. 

398
00:12:25,562 --> 00:12:26,763
 A: [laughs] 

399
00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:27,764
 JA: That's how he laughs. 

400
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:29,332
 JP: Bahahahaha. 
 JA: Bahahahaha. 

401
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,267
 JP: It is, it is. 

402
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,870
 JP: That's -- that's my new Sam laugh. 
 You'll notice in episode ten. 

403
00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:34,938
 A: [laughs] 

404
00:12:34,938 --> 00:12:36,706
 JP: Whenever Dean makes a joke. Bahahaha. 

405
00:12:36,706 --> 00:12:38,408
 A: [laughs] 

406
00:12:38,408 --> 00:12:40,009
 JA: [inaudible] bobblehead, you know. 
 JP: I know. 

407
00:12:41,311 --> 00:12:43,713
 JP: How'd y'all like nine? 
 Nine was pretty cool, 

408
00:12:43,713 --> 00:12:45,448
 JP: scary, [inaudible] 
 A: [cheers] 

409
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:46,750
 A: It wasn't on in New York. 

410
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,084
 JP: It wasn't on in New York? 

411
00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:48,752
 A: No. 
 JP: Why not? 

412
00:12:48,752 --> 00:12:50,553
 A: Football games. 

413
00:12:50,553 --> 00:12:52,489
 JP: Awwww. 
 A: Awwww. 

414
00:12:52,489 --> 00:12:53,356
 JA: Which we're fine with. 

415
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,257
 A: [laughs] 

416
00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:56,092
 JP: I'm ok with that, but that kinda sucks. 

417
00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:57,227
 A: iTunes. 
 JP: iTunes. 

418
00:12:57,227 --> 00:12:58,628
 JP: Yeah, you do the iTunes? 

419
00:12:58,628 --> 00:13:00,230
 JP: That's how I watch most of the episodes. 

420
00:13:00,897 --> 00:13:03,366
 JP: [inaudible] computer I go 
 on the times I get off. 
 JA: Did anybody feel like -- 

421
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:06,669
 JA: like Jared was going to 
 crush Genevieve's head? 

422
00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:09,005
 A: [laughs] 

423
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,707
 JP: Sam was going to crush Ruby's head. 

424
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,674
 JA: Or -- or that. 

425
00:13:11,674 --> 00:13:12,609
 JP: Once they call action... 

426
00:13:12,609 --> 00:13:15,145
 JP: it's -- it's all... very... 
 JA: Yes, yes, I'm sorry, of course, my mistake. 

427
00:13:15,145 --> 00:13:16,880
 JP: professional. 
 JA: I was like, this poor girl. 

428
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,515
 A: [laughs] 

429
00:13:18,515 --> 00:13:20,717
 A: Such a victim. 
 JA: She's... she's such a victim. 

430
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,452
 JP: Well they forget how... they forget how 

431
00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:25,555
 JP: big I am until they put me 
 in the same room with a petite girl 

432
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,191
 JP: who's five foot -- 
 JA: And -- and, yeah, and I mean, 
 you know, to -- to Jared's credit, 

433
00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:31,628
 JA: she's a very, very small girl, but uh... 
 JP: Yeah. Yeah. 

434
00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:33,997
 JA: It's like, gosh, it's like -- it's like -- 
 JP: I'm going to eat you. 

435
00:13:33,997 --> 00:13:35,365
 A: [laughs] 

436
00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:36,666
 JP: Bahahahaha. 

437
00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:40,436
 A: [laughs] 

438
00:13:40,436 --> 00:13:41,638
 JP: I'm just gonna fix this stuff. 

439
00:13:41,638 --> 00:13:44,307
 A: [laughs] 

440
00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:45,375
 JA: It was like Harley. 

441
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,843
 A: [laughs] 

442
00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:48,511
 JP: What is that right there? That's... 

443
00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:50,747
 JP: It's like a alien -- 

444
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,248
 A: [laughs] 

445
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,017
 JP: Does anybody have any idea what that is? 

446
00:13:54,017 --> 00:13:55,919
 A: [no's and inaudible responses] 

447
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:56,953
 JP: Tech stuff? 
 A: Tech stuff. 

448
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,288
 JA: [whispering] Jared, don't think. 

449
00:13:58,288 --> 00:13:59,989
 JP: [inaudible] 
 A: [laughs] 

450
00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:01,524
 JP: Get me a script. 
 JA: It hurts. 

451
00:14:01,524 --> 00:14:02,892
 JP: It hurts. 
 A: [laughs] 

452
00:14:02,892 --> 00:14:04,928
 JP: I don't know. 
 A: [laughs] 

453
00:14:05,228 --> 00:14:06,696
 JA: Aaah. 
 JP: [inaudible] 

454
00:14:06,796 --> 00:14:08,598
 JP: Where's all -- alls y'all's food? 
 Alls y'alls? 

455
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:11,367
 A: [cacophony] 

456
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,269
 JP: Y'already ate it, got cleaned up and everything? 
 JA: Oh, no. 

457
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,370
 A: Yeah. 

458
00:14:15,238 --> 00:14:16,439
 JP: Did that always happen? I seem to remember 

459
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,874
 JP: coming in here and like sm-- smelling 

460
00:14:17,874 --> 00:14:20,410
 JP: the waft of -- is it usually just the s-- my nose? 

461
00:14:20,877 --> 00:14:23,546
 JP: It's like a dog nose, like [sniff] mmmm. 

462
00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:24,347
 A: [laughs] 

463
00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:25,515
 JP: I think I see something. 

464
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:27,917
 A: [laughs] 

465
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:28,952
 A: Leftovers. 

466
00:14:29,686 --> 00:14:30,954
 JP: That's good, that's good. 
 A: Are you hungry? 

467
00:14:31,688 --> 00:14:33,056
 JP: Uh, I don't know, I should be. 

468
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,758
 JA: I'm starving. 

469
00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:36,893
 A: [laughs] 

470
00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:39,896
 JP: I get hungry when I -- when I stand up and talk. 
 A: You always [inaudible]. 

471
00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:42,232
 JP: Yeah, he's always eating. 
 JA: Yeah, I -- yeah, this [inaudible]. 

472
00:14:42,932 --> 00:14:44,133
 JA: I should never be hungry. 

473
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,436
 JP: You have a, you have a -- 
 JA: I eat enough on camera 

474
00:14:46,436 --> 00:14:48,571
 JA: to -- to save a village. 
 JP: You [inaudible] the next episode 

475
00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:49,272
 JA: What? 

476
00:14:49,372 --> 00:14:51,574
 JP: In your, in your plum smugglers 

477
00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:53,276
 JP: you're gonna be sloppy joe-ing 

478
00:14:53,276 --> 00:14:54,077
 A: [laughs] 

479
00:14:54,077 --> 00:14:56,713
 JA: That's right I'm eating 
 JP: Yeah. 
 JA: once again. 

480
00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:58,648
 A: [laughs] 

481
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,316
 JA: Dean, dean, dean, dean. 

482
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:00,850
 A: [laughs] 

483
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:02,185
 JP: How are y'all gonna get past uh 
 A: [laughs] 

484
00:15:02,285 --> 00:15:03,887
 JP: how are y'all gonna get past next week 

485
00:15:03,887 --> 00:15:05,054
 JP: when we have a month and a half 

486
00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:07,690
 JP: without any new episodes? 
 A: [cacophony] 

487
00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:08,458
 A: [inaudible, suggestions of DVR, TiVo, etc.] 

488
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,894
 JP: Yeah, that sucks. Yeah. 
 A: [inaudible, suggestions of DVR, TiVo, etc.] 

489
00:15:10,894 --> 00:15:12,395
 A: [inaudible, suggestions of DVR, TiVo, etc.] 

490
00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:14,430
 JP: Good, 'cause I actually got sad. It's been -- 
 JA: [off mic] Right. 

491
00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:16,933
 A: We need to hold ourselves through the drought. 
 JA: Exactly. 

492
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,568
 JP: That's right, yeah, that's -- I agree. 
 A: I have [inaudible]. 

493
00:15:19,269 --> 00:15:21,271
 JP: Gas? 
 A: I have [inaudible]. 

494
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:22,238
 JP: Ok, that's good. 

495
00:15:22,238 --> 00:15:23,640
 A: [laughs] 

496
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,574
 JP: She has gas. 

497
00:15:24,574 --> 00:15:27,043
 A: [laughs] 

498
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:28,378
 JP: Jensen, take it from here. 

499
00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:29,012
 A: [laughs] 

500
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,313
 JA: That's not bacon you're smelling. 

501
00:15:30,313 --> 00:15:32,315
 A: [laughs] 

502
00:15:32,315 --> 00:15:33,716
 JP: Or it is, just in a... 

503
00:15:33,716 --> 00:15:35,118
 A: [laughs] 

504
00:15:35,118 --> 00:15:36,352
 JP: [inaudible] 
 A: [laughs] 

505
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,455
 A: [laughs] 

506
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:42,292
 JP: [inaudible] 
 JA: Moving on. 

507
00:15:44,294 --> 00:15:46,596
 JP: It's really dry. I -- I -- 
 I woke up in the middle of the night 

508
00:15:46,596 --> 00:15:49,065
 JP: like drinking from this massive thing of water 

509
00:15:49,065 --> 00:15:51,367
 JP: 'cause of -- it's super dry here, huh? 

510
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,335
 A: Yeah. 

511
00:15:52,335 --> 00:15:54,270
 JP: I'm used to -- 
 A: And a loud air conditioning. 

512
00:15:54,804 --> 00:15:56,239
 JP: Was it really? 
 A: Yeah. 

513
00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:58,841
 JP: Where -- where are you all guys? Are you all here? 
 A: Here. Yes. 

514
00:15:58,841 --> 00:16:00,810
 JP: Ok. Uh at least it's air conditioning, 

515
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:03,313
 JP: 'cause usually I'm dripping sweat... so. 

516
00:16:04,113 --> 00:16:06,115
 JP: Yeah, it's not bad this time. 
 JA: They don't want to hear this. 

517
00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:07,050
 A: [laughs] 

518
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,418
 JP: Is that gas? Is that the gas? 
 A: [laughs] 

519
00:16:08,651 --> 00:16:10,653
 A: No. 
 A: [laughs] 

520
00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:11,854
 JA: Packaged gas. 

521
00:16:11,854 --> 00:16:13,289
 A: [inaudible] 
 JP: Is it really? 

522
00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:14,691
 JP: Is it actually cold? 

523
00:16:14,991 --> 00:16:15,892
 A: You have to break it. 

524
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,561
 JP: Yeah. [laughs] 
 A: [laughs] 

525
00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:22,365
 A: [laughs, cheers] 

526
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:23,232
 JA: Nothing to see here. 

527
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:24,567
 JP: I'm gonna use this. 

528
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,203
 JP: Can I borrow this? 

529
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,771
 A: [inaudible] 
 A: [laughs] 

530
00:16:28,771 --> 00:16:29,639
 JP: Oh I don't need a towel. 

531
00:16:30,373 --> 00:16:31,874
 JP: Towels are for wusses. 

532
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:33,643
 JP: Like an ice pack is not. 

533
00:16:34,844 --> 00:16:35,845
 JP: I'm too tough for towels. 

534
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,547
 JA: Walk it off. 
 JP: [inaudible] ice pack do you have a band-aid? 

535
00:16:37,547 --> 00:16:39,716
 JP: I'm joking. 
 A: [laughs] 

536
00:16:39,716 --> 00:16:40,717
 JP: You have a bunch. 

537
00:16:40,883 --> 00:16:42,452
 A: Mmhm. You're a hot guy. 

538
00:16:42,452 --> 00:16:47,256
 A: [laughs, cheers] 

539
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,458
 JP: Bahahahaha. 

540
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,526
 A: [laughs] 

541
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,429
 JA: That's it, I quit. 

542
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,764
 A: [laughs] 

543
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,767
 A: Last year y'all admitted 
 that Jared was a sweater. 

544
00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,068
 JP: I was, yeah. 

545
00:16:59,202 --> 00:17:01,004
 JA: Last year? 
 JP: Not the article of clothing. 

546
00:17:01,738 --> 00:17:03,272
 JP: But the uh... What is it? 

547
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,074
 JP: Yeah, no no, it's -- it's -- it's continued. 

548
00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:06,843
 A: So if -- if you sweat more than him 

549
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:09,078
 A: that must mean you're hotter than him. 
 JP: That's -- I 

550
00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:10,113
 JP: follow the reasoning. 
 A: [uproar] 

551
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,349
 JP: I'm not... I'm not... 
 JA: Temperature! 
 A: [uproar] 

552
00:17:13,349 --> 00:17:14,917
 JP: an engineer... 
 A: [laughs] 

553
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:18,588
 JP: Guys, he's gonna cry. 
 JA: Specify! Temperature! 

554
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,356
 JP: Someone tell him he's good looking. 

555
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:23,593
 A: [cheers] 

556
00:17:23,593 --> 00:17:24,894
 JP: I didn't say everybody! 
 JA: I'm sorry, what? 

557
00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:25,762
 JP: I said like someone. 

558
00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:27,330
 A: [cheers] 

559
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:28,331
 JA: What was that? 
 A: [cheers] 

560
00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:35,872
 A: [cheers] 

561
00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:37,073
 JA: I think I'm getting it. 
 A: [cheers] 

562
00:17:37,073 --> 00:17:39,442
 A: [cheers] 

563
00:17:39,442 --> 00:17:40,443
 JA: That's disgusting. 

564
00:17:40,443 --> 00:17:41,811
 A: [laughs] 

565
00:17:42,245 --> 00:17:43,312
 JP: I'm gonna throw up. 
 JA: You're hot baby. 

566
00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:45,548
 JP: Thanks, but my name is Jared. 

567
00:17:45,548 --> 00:17:46,816
 A: [laughs] 

568
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,051
 A: I love you Jared! 
 A: [laughs] 

569
00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:49,852
 JP: I -- I love you. Thank you. 

570
00:17:50,353 --> 00:17:51,721
 JA: There's actually like men in the audience 

571
00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:53,289
 JA: going, “What a douchebag.” 

572
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,324
 A: [laughs] 

573
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,160
 JP: “I could kick these guys' asses.” 

574
00:17:57,427 --> 00:17:59,962
 JP: Butts. Ahh, I gotta watch my mouth. 

575
00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:01,597
 JA: We have an episode coming up 

576
00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:03,466
 JA: and uh I just still think it's funny 
 JP: Awesome. 

577
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:04,934
 JA: but apparently uh 

578
00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:07,136
 JA: [laughs] douchebag got uh cleared 

579
00:18:07,136 --> 00:18:09,172
 JA: by Standards and Practices 
 JP: Oh, right. 

580
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,107
 A: [cheers] 

581
00:18:11,107 --> 00:18:13,276
 JA: So the title of the script 

582
00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:15,178
 A: [anticipatory murmurs] 

583
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:18,214
 JA: is called Criss Angel is a Douchebag. 

584
00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:22,051
 A: [laughs] 

585
00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:23,352
 JP: That's what we're doing right now. 
 JA: I don't know whether like 

586
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,088
 JA: Criss Angel did some magic trick 

587
00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,856
 JA: and made Eric Kripke look really stupid 

588
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,191
 A: [laughs] 

589
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,093
 JA: or what the vendetta is there, but uh... 

590
00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:31,794
 JP: Stole his wallet or something. 

591
00:18:31,794 --> 00:18:34,230
 JA: It's -- it stuck and it still makes me laugh 

592
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,832
 JA: that the fact that that cleared 
 JP: Yeah. 

593
00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:39,035
 JA: and is the title of one of our episodes. 
 JP: Yeah. So we've had, we've had magician -- 
 A: You guys have had 

594
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,803
 A: the weirdest titles this year. 
 JP: Yeah. 
 JA: Yeah. 

595
00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:43,406
 JA: They... smoke a lot of crack 
 JP: It got -- it got weird last year. 

596
00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:44,841
 JA: in the writers' room. 
 JP: It got weird last year. 

597
00:18:44,841 --> 00:18:46,075
 JP: 'Cause first season it was like... 

598
00:18:46,676 --> 00:18:48,945
 JP: One-- one-word titles, a lot of -- 

599
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,347
 JP: Like The Benders. 
 JA: Yeah, Skin. Faith. 

600
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,949
 JP: Yeah. Bugs. Home. 

601
00:18:52,949 --> 00:18:54,917
 A: Wendigo. 
 JP: And then it turned into 
 A: Bloody Mary. 

602
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:56,352
 JP: Yeah, Bloody Mary, Wendigo. 

603
00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:57,920
 JP: Pilot. 

604
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,689
 A: [laughs] 

605
00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:00,656
 JP: And then it became like 

606
00:19:00,656 --> 00:19:02,358
 JP: The Red Skies Under the Blue... 

607
00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:04,694
 JP: Purple Monkey Dishwasher... 

608
00:19:04,694 --> 00:19:06,929
 JA: Fourscore and Seven Years Ago... 
 JP: Right. 

609
00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:07,830
 A: [laughs] 

610
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,198
 A: What Is and What Should Never Be. 

611
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,200
 JP: Yeah, What Is and 
 What Should Never Be, yeah. 

612
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,236
 A: They're gonna spell it like W, W, I 
 JP: Um... 

613
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,804
 JP: W -- yeah, that's right. 
 A: [inaudible] say wa wa wa. 

614
00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:16,105
 JP: That's what, it's too bad 
 when you have to like 

615
00:19:16,105 --> 00:19:18,241
 JP: write down the... the initials 

616
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:20,042
 JP: Initials? 

617
00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:23,045
 JP: That's why they write my words for me. 
 A: [laughs] 

618
00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:23,880
 JA: Keep talking Jared, 
 A: [laughs] 

619
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,814
 A: [laughs] 

620
00:19:24,814 --> 00:19:25,648
 JA: You're doing so good. 
 A: [laughs] 

621
00:19:26,816 --> 00:19:28,284
 JP: I'm the reason we can't have nice things. 

622
00:19:28,284 --> 00:19:29,085
 A: [laughs] 

623
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:31,187
 JP: Um yeah, but that's the one 
 that we're doing right now, 

624
00:19:31,187 --> 00:19:34,090
 JP: the magician one, is Criss Angel 
 is a Douchebag and we have these um... 

625
00:19:34,557 --> 00:19:36,325
 JP: real magician uh, what are they called? 

626
00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:37,927
 JP: It -- it -- 
 JA: Magicians. 
 JP: No. 

627
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,429
 A: [laughs] 

628
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:41,931
 JP: No no, they're real magicians, 

629
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,199
 JP: but they're there to... 

630
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:45,001
 A: Assist you? 
 JP: Assi-- yeah, kind of. 

631
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:48,004
 A: Consult. 
 JA: Like a tech -- it's like -- it's like 
 a tech advisor or consultant. 
 JP: Consultant. Yeah. Yeah. 

632
00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:49,272
 JP: And so we have these magicians 

633
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,973
 JP: so it's nice, 'cause usually in between takes 

634
00:19:50,973 --> 00:19:52,008
 JP: you're like, what do I do? 

635
00:19:52,175 --> 00:19:53,709
 JP: All right, Craft Service, I'm gonna go eat some candy. 

636
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,112
 JP: But now we get to like watch these magicians 

637
00:19:56,212 --> 00:19:58,247
 JP: um do these fancy card tricks 

638
00:19:58,247 --> 00:20:00,349
 JP: and crazy card and bird 

639
00:20:00,349 --> 00:20:03,252
 JP: and... turning a bird 
 into a bunny and whatever. 

640
00:20:03,719 --> 00:20:05,922
 JP: I guess they don't really. It's an illusion. 

641
00:20:07,857 --> 00:20:09,358
 JA: You ever have like, 
 I don't know if you guys 

642
00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:11,027
 JA: have had like a -- 
 a really good magician 

643
00:20:11,027 --> 00:20:12,161
 JA: kind of do tricks right in front of you, 

644
00:20:12,161 --> 00:20:13,196
 JA: but this guy, he was... 

645
00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:15,431
 JA: one of the -- the advisors that we had on set 

646
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,532
 JA: and he had two rubber bands 

647
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:17,767
 JA: and he held them and he interlocked them 

648
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,468
 JA: kind of in his hands here 

649
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,404
 JA: -- and like right here -- 
 JP: Yeah. 

650
00:20:22,271 --> 00:20:23,406
 JA: separated them. 

651
00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,308
 JA: And I had him do it like five times 

652
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,509
 JA: and I'm like what the -- ?! 

653
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,177
 A: [laughs] 

654
00:20:28,377 --> 00:20:29,478
 JA: And he kinda freaked me out. 

655
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,680
 A: [laughs] 

656
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:31,914
 JA: And I told him to stay away from me. 

657
00:20:31,914 --> 00:20:33,516
 A: [laughs] 

658
00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:35,218
 JP: Didn't he get your [inaudible]? 
 JA: And I -- and I have a feeling 

659
00:20:35,218 --> 00:20:37,286
 JA: that that might -- that might be how the whole 

660
00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:39,088
 JA: like Criss Angel is a Douchebag thing came up. 
 JP: Yeah. 

661
00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:41,057
 JA: I'm like Eric, did that happen to you buddy? 

662
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,124
 A: [laughs] 

663
00:20:42,124 --> 00:20:43,326
 JP: And then my wallet was gone. 
 JA: ”Yes, I hate him.” 

664
00:20:44,093 --> 00:20:45,328
 JA: [laughs] Yeah. And I watched him take 

665
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,929
 JA: some poor girl's watch 

666
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:47,697
 JA: right in front of me. 

667
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:48,798
 JA: And I was like, that's amazing. 

668
00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:50,399
 JP: And then we had where -- we had 

669
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,868
 JP: um one of our costumers named Kelly, 

670
00:20:52,969 --> 00:20:54,804
 JP: uh this was a different magician consultant, 

671
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:58,040
 JP: He had uh... he told her to -- 
 to pick a card in her head. 

672
00:20:58,374 --> 00:21:00,042
 JP: Um and so she chooses a card 

673
00:21:00,042 --> 00:21:01,811
 JP: and he says, “Is it red?” 
 She says, “Yeah.” 

674
00:21:01,811 --> 00:21:03,646
 JP: She said -- he says, “Is it a heart?” 
 She says, “Yeah.” 

675
00:21:03,879 --> 00:21:04,880
 JP: And then he goes to the hearts, 

676
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,048
 JP: he didn't get it first try, but he was like, 

677
00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:07,750
 JP: “Is it blah blah.” We find it's the jack of hearts. 

678
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,086
 JP: So he pulls this uh deck of cards 
 out of his pocket 

679
00:21:10,086 --> 00:21:11,287
 JP: that has a metal case around it 

680
00:21:11,287 --> 00:21:12,955
 JP: and has all these um ropes. 
 [mysterious thunk] 

681
00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:15,258
 JP: [laughing] I think that's him. 

682
00:21:15,258 --> 00:21:16,892
 A: [laughs] 

683
00:21:16,993 --> 00:21:17,827
 JP: “Don't talk about me.” 

684
00:21:17,827 --> 00:21:18,828
 JP: Um... 
 A: [laughs] 

685
00:21:18,961 --> 00:21:20,730
 JP: And so he has these ropes tied around it, 

686
00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:21,964
 JP: so he's not able to get in and out of it, 

687
00:21:21,964 --> 00:21:23,466
 JP: and then he like lights the ropes on fire, 

688
00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:25,001
 JP: and tells her to open up the deck, 

689
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:27,203
 JP: and the only card turned around 
 was the jack of hearts. 

690
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,305
 A: [cell phone music plays] 
 A: [impressed reactions to story] 

691
00:21:30,106 --> 00:21:32,475
 A: [laughs] 

692
00:21:32,475 --> 00:21:33,409
 JA: And cue music. 

693
00:21:33,409 --> 00:21:35,845
 JP: Was that the S-- was that the South Park song? 

694
00:21:36,012 --> 00:21:38,314
 A: No, that was “Can't Stop” 
 by Hot Chili Peppers. 

695
00:21:38,414 --> 00:21:39,115
 JP: Oh nice. 

696
00:21:39,115 --> 00:21:40,916
 JP: It sounded like 
 [imitates South Park song] 

697
00:21:40,916 --> 00:21:43,919
 A: [laughs] 

698
00:21:44,253 --> 00:21:46,756
 JA: Let's keep going, [inaudible] 
 hear the whole thing. 

699
00:21:47,323 --> 00:21:49,025
 JP: I feel eyes on me, I can't. 

700
00:21:49,025 --> 00:21:50,559
 A: [laughs] 

701
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,694
 JP: I get stage fright. 

702
00:21:53,129 --> 00:21:53,996
 JA: Yeah. 

703
00:21:53,996 --> 00:21:55,364
 A: [laughs] 

704
00:21:55,364 --> 00:21:57,266
 JP: And now Jensen would like 
 to do Eye of the Tiger. 

705
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:02,805
 A: [laughs, cheers] 

706
00:22:03,639 --> 00:22:05,007
 A: What about your version, Jared? 

707
00:22:05,441 --> 00:22:07,009
 JP: Uh yeah, what -- my version -- 
 A: Duet, duet. 

708
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,011
 JP: Well I can't -- it was so -- 
 A: A duet! 

709
00:22:09,011 --> 00:22:11,013
 JP: [laughs] Do it! 

710
00:22:11,013 --> 00:22:13,115
 JA: Do it! 
 JP: Duet. Duet! 

711
00:22:13,115 --> 00:22:15,351
 A: [laughs] 

712
00:22:15,351 --> 00:22:16,652
 JP: I think I heard like [teeth chomping] 

713
00:22:16,652 --> 00:22:17,920
 A: [laughs] 

714
00:22:18,154 --> 00:22:19,288
 JP: It's like skanks. 
 JA: Just don't play any 

715
00:22:19,355 --> 00:22:21,657
 JA: Céline Dion around him 
 because he goes crazy. 
 JP: Yeah, do not. 

716
00:22:21,657 --> 00:22:22,758
 JP: If somebody has her on their phone -- 

717
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,593
 JP: Yeah, that -- that's all me. 
 A: Wanted Dead or Alive. 

718
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,028
 JP: That's not Céline. That's right. 

719
00:22:26,028 --> 00:22:27,797
 JP: Yeah, that was our -- that was our duet. 

720
00:22:27,963 --> 00:22:29,031
 JP: Yeah, that's true. 

721
00:22:29,031 --> 00:22:31,534
 A: I'm from Germany, I -- 
 JP: So you know how I sing. 

722
00:22:31,534 --> 00:22:32,335
 A: understand the half. 

723
00:22:32,335 --> 00:22:33,636
 JP: That's Hoff? 

724
00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:36,706
 JP: Did you say -- you -- 
 A: I understand only 

725
00:22:37,239 --> 00:22:39,075
 A: the half of it, what you said. 

726
00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:41,110
 JP: Oh! Ok, I got it. 
 JA: I was thinking like-- 
 JP: I thought you said the Hoff. 

727
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,845
 JP: I was like, I heard he was big in Germany. 

728
00:22:42,845 --> 00:22:45,548
 A: [laughs] 

729
00:22:45,548 --> 00:22:46,749
 JA: Don't hassle the Hoff. 

730
00:22:46,749 --> 00:22:48,851
 JP: To my credit, I thought she said, 

731
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:51,253
 JP: I'm from Germany, 
 I only understand The Hoff. 

732
00:22:51,253 --> 00:22:51,787
 A: [laughs] 

733
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,689
 JP: I was like, I'll be damned! 
 A: [laughs] 

734
00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,191
 JP: I didn't know that was real. 
 JA: As you should. 

735
00:22:55,191 --> 00:22:57,426
 A: [laughs] 

736
00:22:57,426 --> 00:22:58,694
 JP: [inaudible, laughing] 
 A: [laughs] 

737
00:22:58,694 --> 00:22:59,562
 A: [laughs] 

738
00:22:59,562 --> 00:23:01,330
 JP: That's amazing. 
 JA: It makes sense to me, like... 
 JP: Yeah. 

739
00:23:01,731 --> 00:23:03,599
 JP: What did you hear, 
 am I -- am I hearing things? 

740
00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:08,204
 JA: No, that was exactly... verbatim. 

741
00:23:09,672 --> 00:23:10,673
 JP: Now I gotta figure this ice thing. 

742
00:23:11,574 --> 00:23:13,109
 JA: [laughs] 
 A: Squeeze it. 

743
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:15,378
 JP: Duet! 

744
00:23:17,213 --> 00:23:18,247
 A: Squeeze it and shake. 

745
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,349
 JP: Squeeze and shake, all right, 
 I'm gonna give it a shot. 

746
00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:23,586
 A: There you go. 
 JP: Oooooh, that's nice. 

747
00:23:24,086 --> 00:23:25,287
 A: Shake it. 

748
00:23:25,287 --> 00:23:27,456
 A: [laughs] 

749
00:23:27,456 --> 00:23:28,724
 JP: Bahahahaha. 

750
00:23:28,724 --> 00:23:31,727
 A: [laughs] 

751
00:23:32,428 --> 00:23:34,230
 JP: I'm gonna have a really cold left thigh. 

752
00:23:34,764 --> 00:23:37,199
 JP: I'm gonna be like sweating 
 over here and frozen right there. 

753
00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:40,069
 JP: It's gonna make for an interesting... dichotomy. 
 A: [inaudible] now. 

754
00:23:40,536 --> 00:23:41,837
 JP: Oh my gosh, how many do we have? 

755
00:23:43,038 --> 00:23:43,773
 A: Enough for you. 

756
00:23:43,773 --> 00:23:45,674
 JP: All right, I'm going two. 
 A: [laughs] 

757
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,377
 A: How many pockets you got? 
 JP: I have -- how many pockets? 

758
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,915
 JP: All right, I [inaudible]. 

759
00:23:52,915 --> 00:23:56,485
 A: [laughs] 

760
00:23:56,485 --> 00:23:58,921
 JP: Cold tush, cold thigh. 
 JA: This is going horribly wrong. 

761
00:23:58,921 --> 00:24:00,489
 A: [laughs] 

762
00:24:00,489 --> 00:24:01,590
 JP: But oh so right. 

763
00:24:01,590 --> 00:24:02,958
 A: [laughs] 

764
00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:04,093
 JP: Chest pockets? 
 A: Yeah. 

765
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,027
 JP: That's right. 

766
00:24:06,729 --> 00:24:07,630
 JA: What's going on over here? 

767
00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:10,132
 A: [cheers] 

768
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:14,170
 JA: Are there no chairs for you guys 
 standing in the back [inaudible]? 

769
00:24:14,170 --> 00:24:15,204
 A: I can't see. 

770
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,906
 JA: Oooh, I see, ok, all right. 

771
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:18,974
 JA: as long as there's a place to sit down. 
 JP: [inaudible] 

772
00:24:19,975 --> 00:24:21,577
 A: Did you guys catch the Mavs game? 
 JA: That's-- [laughs] 

773
00:24:22,178 --> 00:24:22,745
 JP: The which one? 

774
00:24:22,945 --> 00:24:24,313
 A: The Mavericks game on Thursday? 

775
00:24:24,413 --> 00:24:25,714
 JP: No, we were working. 

776
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,616
 JP: That was the night, yeah, we were on set. 

777
00:24:27,616 --> 00:24:28,851
 JP: That was the night of the show, right? 

778
00:24:28,851 --> 00:24:29,985
 A: Yeah. 
 JP: Thursday. 

779
00:24:29,985 --> 00:24:31,754
 JA: Yeah, so what were you doing 
 watching the Mavericks game? 

780
00:24:31,754 --> 00:24:33,389
 JP: Yeah girl. 
 A: [laughs] 

781
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:34,557
 JP: Wait a second! 
 A: [laughs] 

782
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:37,126
 A: [laughs] 

783
00:24:37,126 --> 00:24:38,327
 JP: I only watch the Spurs. 

784
00:24:38,928 --> 00:24:39,995
 A: [cheers] 

785
00:24:39,995 --> 00:24:42,164
 JA: [snoring noises] 
 A: San Antonio! 
 A: [cheers] 

786
00:24:42,164 --> 00:24:43,933
 JP: And -- 
 JA: You mean the most boring 

787
00:24:43,933 --> 00:24:45,167
 JA: team in Basketball? 

788
00:24:46,035 --> 00:24:47,236
 JP: Oh come on! 

789
00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:49,872
 JP: It's been a bad year for us 'cause uh... 

790
00:24:49,972 --> 00:24:52,608
 JP: now we finally um kinda get to 
 hang out on Sundays -- 

791
00:24:52,608 --> 00:24:53,509
 JA: What are you doing?! 

792
00:24:53,509 --> 00:24:54,910
 A: [laughs] 

793
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:55,911
 JP: What are you doing? 

794
00:24:55,911 --> 00:25:05,287
 A: [laughs, cheers] 

795
00:25:05,287 --> 00:25:05,955
 JP: I like it. 

796
00:25:05,955 --> 00:25:07,323
 JA: He has C cups now. 

797
00:25:07,323 --> 00:25:08,657
 A: [laughs] 

798
00:25:08,657 --> 00:25:09,825
 A: Do that on the show. 

799
00:25:10,493 --> 00:25:11,527
 JP: I -- I shall. 

800
00:25:12,194 --> 00:25:14,763
 JP: Uhoh... I -- I guess that's my cue. 

801
00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:18,834
 JP: I just saw her going... 
 “Get out of here. Hurry, let's go.” 

802
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,870
 JP: The ship is crashing. 

803
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:21,937
 A: [laughs] 

804
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,974
 JP: Um what's next? 
 Are we doing photos or autos or...? 

805
00:25:24,974 --> 00:25:26,842
 A: Photos. 
 JP: Ok, awesome. 

806
00:25:27,076 --> 00:25:28,711
 JP: Well I think we're getting -- 
 I think we're getting the cue 

807
00:25:28,711 --> 00:25:30,746
 JP: to -- to start taking pictures with you guys. 
 A: [groans] 

808
00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:31,614
 A: [groans] Awwww. 

809
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:32,548
 JP: I know, I know. 
 A: [groans] Awwww. 

810
00:25:32,548 --> 00:25:35,317
 JP: Are y'all coming to the Q&A? Are we gonna 
 get to answer some questions? 

811
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:36,752
 A: Yes. 
 JP: Awesome. 
 A: [cheers] 

812
00:25:36,752 --> 00:25:38,454
 A: [cheers] 

813
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:39,889
 JP: Once again, thanks for coming out, guys. 

814
00:25:39,889 --> 00:25:42,525
 A: Thank you! 
 A: [cheers] 

815
00:25:42,525 --> 00:25:44,560
 JA: Yeah, absolutely, thank you guys. 
 A: [cheers] 

816
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:50,599
 A: [cheers] 

817
00:25:50,599 --> 00:25:51,600
 JA: See you in a little bit. 
 A: [cheers] 

818
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,336
 A: [cheers] 

819
00:25:54,336 --> 00:25:55,471
 JP: Thank you. 
 A: [cheers] 

820
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:58,240
 JP: [inaudible] 
 A: [cheers] 

821
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,276
 A: [cheers] 

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