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1 00:00:00,359 --> 00:00:05,550 could literally have a three-hour 2 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:07,798 gag that's what I keep telling Bill 3 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,609 actually the movie is going to just 4 00:00:12,519 --> 00:00:14,479 [Applause] be the 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:19,278 be the movie um two hour G yeah so it's uh it's 6 00:00:19,279 --> 00:00:21,358 anyway we saw the the season a gag re 7 00:00:21,359 --> 00:00:23,679 it's uh it's funny you guys will enjoy 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,518 it if you if you like that kind of thing 9 00:00:25,519 --> 00:00:28,799 my sister randomly um very randomly 10 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,079 texted me a month ago or something she 11 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,599 was like I just I just laughed out loud 12 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,599 I was messed around on YouTube this is 13 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,039 like during the day she was like and I 14 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,479 and Jenson says it smells like sulfur 15 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:42,159 and you said I ate sulfur for breakfast 16 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:43,359 she like don't ask me why I was watching 17 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,198 your gag reel but it made laugh me well 18 00:00:46,199 --> 00:00:47,878 she's like at 19 00:00:47,879 --> 00:00:50,238 work I a all for breakfast yes I'm going 20 00:00:50,239 --> 00:00:53,069 to go back over 21 00:00:53,079 --> 00:00:57,398 here you both go at the same time 22 00:00:57,399 --> 00:01:01,358 fight okay well J going be a dad really 23 00:01:01,359 --> 00:01:05,429 soon 24 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:07,679 and wanted to know if you've already 25 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,950 been 26 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,919 like I've only ever said listen just 27 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,438 stay away from a pregnant 28 00:01:16,439 --> 00:01:18,719 wife they're 29 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,639 dangerous um maybe little bits here and 30 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,319 there I mean I think it's trial by fire 31 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:26,239 I think the best advice I ever got from 32 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:31,438 a parent was like just figure it out 33 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:32,639 cuz it's not I don't think it's going 34 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,519 mean I've only done it once think did I 35 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,039 asked him U I asked him a couple months 36 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,639 ago I was like hey what was there a you 37 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,519 know a book that you read or or 38 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,599 something that you would recommend and 39 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,630 he's 40 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,959 like it's not going to 41 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:51,999 help I mean I read I read I read 20 baby 42 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,879 books you know and they're all like 43 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,919 you'll pick up the two bestselling baby 44 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,839 books and one says do this the other one 45 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,519 says like don't do 46 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:05,718 yeah I'll figure it out um honestly my 47 00:02:05,719 --> 00:02:07,758 my best piece of advice is probably the 48 00:02:07,759 --> 00:02:10,598 baby beorn I mean it cuz it's that thing 49 00:02:10,599 --> 00:02:12,999 that holds them like a kangaroo so you 50 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,999 can do something cuz when they're a baby 51 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,559 if you're like walking around you can't 52 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,639 do anything and you're useless at first 53 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,439 you're like I can't do 54 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,559 anything but then when you strap them on 55 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:27,430 to you and you can kind of use both 56 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,199 hands so you can still do stuff 57 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:36,079 that sounds like really bad [Applause] 58 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,878 [Applause] parenting get something to hold your 59 00:02:37,879 --> 00:02:41,559 baby get something that makes the baby 60 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,919 obsolete you'll be much better um I did 61 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,679 get I did get interesting piece of 62 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,119 advice for 63 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,878 Misha and I I know I think it's going to 64 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:55,158 be like some weird it's actually a good 65 00:02:55,159 --> 00:02:58,518 one he was uh he said that uh he said 66 00:02:58,519 --> 00:03:00,839 stay off the internet 67 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,238 when you know if you know when she gets 68 00:03:03,239 --> 00:03:05,759 sick or she starts having you know 69 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,279 certain issues or whatever don't go to 70 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:12,079 the internet to diagnose it cuz all that 71 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,518 does it's all it is is horror stories 72 00:03:14,519 --> 00:03:16,598 and it'll just scare the pants off you 73 00:03:16,599 --> 00:03:18,798 don't do it and he's like and tell denil 74 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,639 not to do it of course that was too late 75 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:23,598 she's already doing it anyway but but um 76 00:03:23,599 --> 00:03:25,199 yeah cuz you know he's like he's like 77 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,958 cuz the people that actually take the 78 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:28,598 time to write about it are the ones that 79 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:30,719 have the horror stories the ones that 80 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,438 everything's cool or that it didn't you 81 00:03:32,439 --> 00:03:35,158 know that it didn't uh nothing became of 82 00:03:35,159 --> 00:03:36,719 of an issue or a situation they're not 83 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,318 going to sit down and be like you know I 84 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,878 had some weird I had some weird bruising 85 00:03:39,879 --> 00:03:42,958 going on on my legs and it was all good 86 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:44,999 it went away no you you're the one like 87 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,759 I don't have a leg 88 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,759 anymore and then of course then he was 89 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,399 like oh my God my legs are going to fall 90 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:54,119 off stop reading that crap so that was a 91 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:55,639 good piece of advice for me she's like 92 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,518 don't don't pay attention to the 93 00:03:57,519 --> 00:03:59,839 internet cuz it's just horror stories so 94 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:04,239 any no uh yes right here
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