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[music] [cheering] >> What?

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>> What?
Where are we sitting? Yeah. Yeah,

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are we expecting more people?

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Oh, there it is.

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I'm trying to see where the camera was.

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Hi camera.

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What is this? >> [cheering]

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>> It really looks like a launch codes or

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something. Like what are we

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THEY MIGHT BE >> [cheering] [music] [music]
[cheering]

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>> LIKE WE'RE ALREADY DANCING. DID YOU see

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there are like

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six options for like >> [cheering] [music]

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>> Thank you. That that's

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>> Cuz I can't once it starts I can't That

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feels great cuz like of the eight

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options six are like have a drink, get a

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present. One is like strip naked.

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All right, well just wait for Wednesday.

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Uh [laughter] The Boys.

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>> [cheering]

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>> HEY, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS.

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WHO was here last Jim Con? So

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So
Ackles and I and Misha, we were filming

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our episode of The Boys that airs

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Wednesday in Toronto. He and I flew here, then

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in Toronto. He and I flew here, then
flew back to finish the episode. So it's

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been a year in the making. Um

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Explain that. Sold the boy. >> [cheering]

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>> Remember the good old days when you

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would do an episode of

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whatever and it would be out

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in a few weeks.

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Yeah, gone are the days.

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>> Gone are the days.

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Yeah, that's that's true. We a year ago

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we were we were in the middle of filming

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the episode that will drop on Wednesday.

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Episode five, season five. >> [cheering]

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>> [cheering]
>> And

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I don't have you guys

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do we have any BOYS FANS HERE?

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>> [cheering]

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>> SO NOBODY?

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Are we all caught up? Are we all caught

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all four episodes?

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>> [cheering]

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>> Can I could we talk about spoilers?

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Not spoilers for for what's going up but

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we can talk about what's what's been

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aired? All right, good. So if there's anybody

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All right, good. So if there's anybody
that hasn't seen it or is not caught up

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you might want to leave. >> [laughter]

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>> [laughter]
>> Jared hasn't watched anything yet.

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I've seen

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>> He's like I'm just waiting for the

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episode with me in it.

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Yeah. No, I've seen

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No, I've seen
all four seasons, the first four, but I

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haven't seen season five yet. Just been

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Oh. Is that a strange reaction?

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Is that a strange reaction?
Is that a bad or a good uh?

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But Genevieve

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Genevieve she stays up late and she'll

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like watch her iPad or do emails or

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something. And so I'll wake up in the

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morning and she's like, "So A-Train blah

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blah." And then I'm like, "What what

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what what what?"

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I haven't seen it. And

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when I when I got the script for season

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When I got the script for season five or

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the script for episode five of season

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five they didn't really tell me [\h__\h] They

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they didn't really tell me [\h__\h] They
like gave me some signs. Um for those

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who haven't heard the story

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when I was doing Walker from 2020 to

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2024 and it didn't get picked up for

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season five, Kripke reached out. Really

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kind. He's like, "Hey dude,

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sorry about Walker.

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Great show, like great job.

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You want to come play on The Boys

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now that you're free?" And I was like,

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"Well [\h__\h] I'm jobless. So yeah."

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I I probably wouldn't mind some income

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and he's like, "Cool, I'll write

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something for you."

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I'm like, "Okay, terrifying."

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>> By the way, you're welcome. No, thank

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you. Thank you. Thank you.

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>> [applause and cheering]

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>> No, and I I I I mean that only because

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he brought me on

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and [clears throat]

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I didn't totally [\h__\h] the bed.

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And so he was like,

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"All right, okay. All right, maybe we

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should bring on the other one, too."

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And maybe even the other other one.

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Uh and and yeah, we looked Kripke's got

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he's he's a

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I I he's an alien.

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I mean just the fact that he right he

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writes things that are applicable in

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society currently but he wrote them two

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years ago.

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Um which is really odd and I've been

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asked about it several times. I'm like,

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"I don't know. I don't know how to

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explain that." It's simp and it's like

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The Simpsons.

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You know, there's like this like sort of

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crystal ball the the the Kripke crystal

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ball we call it.

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Um

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but I I you know, cuz I was only

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supposed to come on season three and

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just that was it. I was like a kind of a

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one and done.

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Um and then they were like,

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"Wait a minute."

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And Kripke you know, he he likes to he

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he never likes to close the door. He

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always likes to leave it leave it a

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little open and be like, "Well we'll see

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what happens."

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And so I I I will say like

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And I I actually said this in the

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interview. I was here last month for the premiere

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I was here last month for the premiere
of The Boys

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and and I said this in the interview I

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was nervous when you and Misha were

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coming on.

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Because but nervous in a way of like

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when your son goes up to bat for the

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first time.

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You know, I was I was like I was like,

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"Come on guys, come on. You got this.

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You got this." Cuz I was in the same

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position a couple years prior going

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like, "All right, you got this. You got this.

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"All right, you got this. You got this.
It's a new show. It's not your show.

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It's somebody else's. You're a guest in

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this person's house. Like make sure to

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you know,

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behave yourself and and and deliver."

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And and you know, he was obviously with me

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and you know, he was obviously with me
for 15 years on Supernatural. Then he

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went off to

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>> [laughter]

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>> But then he went off to Walker and he's

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he's really only been you've only ever

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been in your home, like your house. Like

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the house that that you built.

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And so I was like and I I mean I have

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all the confidence in the world in this

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guy. I know he can deliver in any

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capacity but it was it was one of those

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things it was like, "Okay man, don't

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[\h__\h] suck." Yeah, yeah.

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I've been building you up. Don't mess it

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up. Don't put the dish towel in the

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toilet and clog it up. All right?

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>> [laughter]

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>> Now you tell me.

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>> Well,

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but of course he he killed it and Misha

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did, too, and that was a really crazy

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week of filming.

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I can't wait for you guys to see it.

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>> [cheering]

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[applause] >> The other PART OF THE STORY IS again

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>> The other PART OF THE STORY IS again
Walker got canceled and I think Jensen

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and I got together at a convention or

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something and I think he saw me eating

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food off the ground and was like, "Oh

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[\h__\h] things are bad.

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things are bad.
Kripke,

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can you hire Jared?

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Uh anyway, thank you all for being here.

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Let's let's LET'S GET STARTED.

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>> [cheering]

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[applause] >> OKAY, ME FIRST.

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>> OKAY, ME FIRST.
YEAH. LET'S GO FOR IT.

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So you know Hi guys.

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Hi. >> How are you? Uh good. Where are you

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>> How are you? Uh good. Where are you
from? France. Uh I'm from

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I saw

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your wife. [laughter]

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You saw my wife? What the [\h__\h]

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Your wife's Instagram. Okay, got it.

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Okay, so you know me I love my

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traditional jokes but this one there's a

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twist. I have two jokes for you guys.

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The first one of you get the answer wins

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a point.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Yes, this is a challenge.

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I hope you're ready.

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Ready. Okay, first one. What do you get when

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Okay, first one. What do you get when
you cross a snowman

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and a vampire? No cheating. >> [laughter]

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>> Bloody ball pin now?

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>> [laughter]

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>> I'm not going to say that. A snowman and

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a vampire.

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Damien? Snow pyre?

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Snow pyre?
Were pyre?

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>> [laughter]

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>> I don't know. Do you know?

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I don't No, really? Okay, you get the

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frostbite. >> [applause]

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[applause]
>> That's okay. You have another one. I'm a

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little mad at myself.

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I'm a little mad at myself. All right.

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By the way, y'all can't see her. We're

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both disappointing ourselves. She is

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more disappointed in us.

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She's like

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It's okay. No, you're good. You're good.

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You do your thing.

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I have another one. All right, let's do

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it. Let's You have another chance.

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Un soir, trois, five. What's number two

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in French?

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Deux. Deux, uh, numéro deux.

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Deux, uh, numéro deux.
Um, s'il vous plaît.

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>> [laughter]

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>> I said I said s'il vous plaît.

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Good job. See?

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See?
I'm proud of you.

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What gets longer if pulled? >> [screaming]

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>> [screaming]
>> IT

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FITS NEATLY BETWEEN [laughter] BREASTS.

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BREASTS? Neatly into a hole.

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Neatly into a hole.
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So it Um, I'm sorry. What?

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>> [laughter]

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>> Yeah. What gets longer when pulled, has

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big breasts. Fits neatly between

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breasts. Fits Fits

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Fits breasts. Between breasts. Slides

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neatly into a hole.

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Stops people when used correctly.

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And works very well when it jerked.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Jason would love to answer this

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[laughter] question. >> [laughter]

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>> [laughter]
>> I can give you a hint. No, no, I got

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I got it.

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It's the same thing when you cross a

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snowman with a vampire, I believe,

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right? Is it not? No. What is the hint? The

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Is it not? No. What is the hint? The
hint is not It's It is not WHAT YOU

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THINK. >> [laughter]

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>> [laughter]
>> IF YOU'RE NOT THINKING ANYTHING.

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It's the story of my life.

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What gets longer when pulled?

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Fits snugly Fits snugly

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Between Fits

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And then does what?

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Slides neatly into a hole.

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>> [laughter]

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>> I'm not going to touch this.

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Do you want to hear it again from the

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beginning? No.

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And works really well when it jerked.

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Chicken. Chicken bone.

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Chicken bone.
What? Chicken. Very [laughter] cold.

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Am I even close? No.

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I mean, jerk chicken, right?

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Has two breasts. Yeah?

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You [laughter] can flatten it out. You

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can You can strip No. Am I anywhere Is it

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You can strip No. Am I anywhere Is it
poultry of any kind? Very cold.

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You're very cold. I'm very cold.

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Rooster. >> [laughter]

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>> Also known as You want to know the hint?

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Maybe [laughter]

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Uh, are you sure?

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Think about driving. Driving?

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Like like Oh, A PENIS. >> [cheering]

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>> [cheering]
>> OKAY,

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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE HINT? IT'S NOT

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THAT BUT YOU WERE >> [laughter]

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>> OKAY, I'm going to have to tell

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Is it a like a Is it like a purse strap?

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Sitting closer?

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A seatbelt. A SEATBELT. >> [cheering] >> [cheering]
[applause]

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>> I WAS SO CLOSE. >> [applause]

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>> WHEN you jerk it, it's happy.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Uh,

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it's tighter.

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Uh, Massi, please never ask that again.

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Okay. Thank you so much.

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Thank you so much.
WOW. WOW.

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>> [applause]

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>> HEY, FOLLOW THAT.

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FOLLOW THAT. DON'T. We will try.

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Uh, hi, Federica from Italy.

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So, you've both been to Italy so many

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times. We want to test your Italian.

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There is a

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plate in front of you with some signs.

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Some signs? Some cards.

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Uh, see. Can you read them? See. See.

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Lasagna alla bolognese. Pasta Pasta
with pasta.

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Bruschetta. BRUSCHETTA. BRUSCHETTA.
BUT

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GNOCCHI ALLA ROMANA.

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PAPPARDELLE. You can order in Italy. Italian Italian

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You can order in Italy. Italian Italian
You I think it's Italian Italian al

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ragù.

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Oh, yeah. Good luck. You give it to me,

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[\h__\h] off.

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>> [laughter] >> Schiacciata.

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>> Schiacciata.
No, I didn't say that. Schiacciata.

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That's what I said.

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Schiacciata. Schiacciata. Schiacciata.

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Spaghetti aglio olio e peperoncino. >> [cheering] >> [cheering]
[applause]

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>> That's you. I've done it for both.

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Uh >> [laughter]

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>> Can we help you?

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No. You know how

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Don't help him. You can't help me.

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You're [laughter] going to help him?

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Starts with P?

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You can do it. Hang on.

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Un momento. Is it pizza?

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Pizza, okay. What? Pizza, okay. Pizza,

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okay. Pizza, okay. Pizza, okay.

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Pizza, okay. Pizza, okay.
Pizza, okay. Pizza, [applause] okay.

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Never mind.

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Pizza, okay. Pizza, okay.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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I think we need to work on your Italian.

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What gets LONGER WHEN PULLED?

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>> [laughter]

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>> SEATBELT.

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DON'T. SO, WE HAVE FINALLY CAN eat in

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Italy. What? The what? You can order in Italy.

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What? The what? You can order in Italy.
Wait, uh, yeah. You can order. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is what ordering

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in Italy looks like.

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That.

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I'll have that. Aqui aqui.

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Per favore. Grazie.

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Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank

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you. Grazie. >> [applause]

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>> All right, how are you?

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Hello. Hello.

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I I'm sorry for my accent.

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I love it.

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>> it. Yeah.

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What are the things that move

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move the most?

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And what pisses you off the most?

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>> [laughter]

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>> It's

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the zip This stupid question.

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Not a stupid question. No, that's a good

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question. What moves you the most and

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what pisses you off the most? Yeah. Um,

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you got any ideas?

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Yeah, there there are uh

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There are some things What moves me the

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most has changed as I've grown. What

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pisses me off the most is probably still

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similar, but lately what moves me the

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most is stuff with the kids. Um, our uh

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So, I I collect Pokémon cards with my

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sons. Yeah.

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And Jen and I were here in Europe for

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like 2 weeks, and we both got a text

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from our son Tom and our son Shep that

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they had traded Pokémon cards, but like

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one had tricked the other or something.

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Um, and we're like, "Oh, shit." Like we

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were driving. Uh, it was midnight or

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1:00 a.m. in Austin.

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Um, and then we finally got a hold of

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them, and they had figured it out

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between each other, and that made me

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feel really good. Like it made me feel

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Like one of the one of the

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happiest Well, some of the happiest

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moments I have is when

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our three kids

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any two of them or all three will like

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make fun of me and Jen. Like they have

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their own relationship outside of us,

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and knowing that Jen and I

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odds are won't be around as long as

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they're around, the fact that they have

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their own relationship outside of Mom

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and Dad really hits me. Um

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>> [clears throat]

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>> Uh

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What pisses me off?

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Um, my kids. Uh

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Uh
I don't know what pisses me off. You got

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You got You got one or the other?

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I have so many.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Uh, I'll I'll I'll start with what what

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moves me.

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I would say um

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obviously family and and you know, I

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I've I've never enjoyed

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I've never enjoyed
there's a there's a task that I do when

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I'm home and I I haven't been home much

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recently cuz I've been working and

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traveling a lot.

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Uh but when I get home

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um

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one of the things that I oddly enjoyed

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doing is taking the trash out.

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And because what it does is it it

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requires me to walk down the driveway

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and then I put the trash in the trash

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cans and then I get to turn around and

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look back at my home.

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And I can see

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the I can see my kids and my wife you know,

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I can see my kids and my wife you know,
running around and in the kitchen and

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and and I sometimes I just stop and

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just take all that in and that really

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moves me. Also

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real music.

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Not AI music. >> [applause]

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>> So I think that leads into like what

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pisses you off possibly? Me as well. is

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AI music.

435
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>> It's fake fake shuck now. Fake shuck.

436
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Yeah, but you know, I I have pet peeves.

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I have I have

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things that you know,

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and I think I've said this before but

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it's it's little things. It's people

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that don't pull out with the into the

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intersection >> [laughter]

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>> [laughter]
>> to turn left.

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Like what are we doing? Come on.

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You know, like

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go live on a different planet. Uh

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>> [laughter]

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>> you know, it's

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the drive me driving is a big thing.

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Like I don't get road rage but I just

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get annoyed.

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Um but also

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um

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you know, there's I just had one the

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other day where I was just like

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um

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lines. Any kind of line. Queues. Queues. Free

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Any kind of line. Queues. Queues. Free
Brits. And I know you guys are dealing

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with that today and I apologize

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but we

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we're trying to we're trying to work

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really hard so you guys don't have to

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stand in those lines as long as you do.

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>> [cheering]

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>> Cuz I I know it's frustrating.

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Uh

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you know, it also people like

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people that walk around tourists. Not

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none of you. None of [laughter] you.

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But the ones that are like when you're

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trying to get somewhere and they're just

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like

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Hey Dale, did sis turn right?

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In the middle of the road.

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>> middle and I'm like get out of the way.

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Uh

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people that get into an accident on the

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on the road and stop right where they

479
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got into the accident as opposed to

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pulling over and letting people continue

481
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on. Always pull over. >> [laughter]

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>> So I I don't know. I we could be here

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all day with things that just annoy me.

484
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Uh but I feel like it's things that

485
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annoy a lot of us. Yeah.

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But uh but yeah, going back to the

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things that move me. It is it is still

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it is it is art form done or you know,

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originally. It is it is music and it is

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film and television and and writing and

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and paintings um

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and then it is is

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at the at the end of the day is

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obviously my family and what what they

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mean to me and and

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the way that my wife loves me and the

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way that my kids love me and the way

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that my friends

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share the love that we have. It's just

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yeah, that's just there's a lot to be

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THANKFUL FOR.

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WOO! >> [applause]

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>> THANK YOU.