Jared & Rob panel + Jensen & Rich at the end – JIB16 Transcript [2026]

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[cheering and music] [music] [music]
>> It's

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not our typical walk out music, Jared. >> [music] >> No.

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>> No.
In the States, we always come out to

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that music.

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Uh, what did we come out to? I'm sorry.

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what did we come out to? I'm sorry.
>> [laughter]

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>> Hi.

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Hi.

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I'm going to make you sit next to me.

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Why are you Why are you trying to get

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away from me? I'm not. I'm not. I'm

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trying to be Are you making me do the

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straddle thing? Cuz I can't.

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Yeah, yeah. I can try, but there's this

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thing. Yep. Yep. The hell? Yeah.

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Feels good, doesn't it? Yeah, dude.

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Yeah, really get the groin stretch.

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>> Yeah.

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And if you're at the park, you don't

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have to like

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>> [laughter]

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>> make it awkward.

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Shift your hips a little bit.

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Cool. Uh.

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I'm not going to do that.

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Uh, hey guys.

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hey guys.
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>> How was y'all's weekend? YEAH. YEAH.

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YEAH. YEAH.
PRETTY FREAKING AMAZING. UH,

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SAME. When When did we meet? When did

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you and I meet? Um,

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season 4. Season 4. Season 4,

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Supernatural, my first episode.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Which was Monster at the End of This

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Book. >> [laughter]

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>> [laughter]
>> Episode Lizard.

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It's Lizzie. It's

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Lizard Dog. Lizard Dog. Lizard Dog.

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He's really When you left the When you

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left the stage, you're like, "I'm going

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to put him in a tree, you know, where he

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belongs." And you left him like

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Whatever. He was like, "He's a concrete

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lizard." Like his family was on that

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stair. He was separated from his whole world.

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He was separated from his whole world.
No. He was like eating food. Lizard had

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a great time. And then he did a giant

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>> [laughter]

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>> Um, he was hanging from my finger for a

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while. He kind of like then he was

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biting on it. Yeah. Yeah, he was like

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I was like, "All right, buddy. Like you

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do your thing." Yeah. Um, when I was a

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kid, I don't know about any of y'all,

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but when I was a kid, I would go outside

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and sit in the backyard and

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try and catch lizards. And my son Shep,

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and not Tom, my son Shep, uh, was a big

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lizard fan. We got a call from my guy.

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I'm sorry. We'll get to it soon. One

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sec. Uh,

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Uh,
we got a call from

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uh, Shep's school like 2 years ago.

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And we're like, "Oh, Shep. Like is he in

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trouble?" And they go, "Hey, so something happened

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And they go, "Hey, so something happened
at lunch and we want you to hear from

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us." And we're like, "Okay. Like

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And we're like, "Okay. Like
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And they go, "Well,

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Shep, uh, had a lizard hanging from his chin

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uh, had a lizard hanging from his chin
running around. He caught a lizard and

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it like bit his chin. He's like, 'Hey,

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hey, I got a lizard. Lizard Dog.'"

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Uh, yeah.

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yeah.
Was he in trouble for that? No. They I

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think they were concerned that he'd come

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home and be like, "A lizard bit me."

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>> Okay. Trying to get ahead of it. Trying

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to get ahead of it. I was like, "Is that

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legal these days? You can't have a

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lizard?" Can't put a lizard on your face anymore?

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Can't put a lizard on your face anymore?
I know. I know.

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Uh, you and I met season 4, my first

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you and I met season 4, my first
episode, uh, which is Monster at the End

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of This Book. And uh, I remember very

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well my Thank you. Thank you.

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Uh, I remember it really well. I had had a

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I remember it really well. I had had a
uh, an epic like concert in Mammoth with

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my band, with Louden Swain. And we

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played three Thank you. Louden Swain.

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Thank you.

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>> [cheering]

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>> And we played like uh, three sets. So my

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voice was pretty shot. And I was worried

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I was going to come to set and not have

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a voice. Um, and it worked for for Chuck

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in that episode cuz I was like kind of a

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hermit. You knocked on my door and

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everything. But my memory of that day,

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uh, was that you and Jensen were

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talking, probably to Cliff, about MMA

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fighting. And you were being nice because I was

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And you were being nice because I was
the guest star and didn't know anybody.

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You're like, "Hey, you like MMA

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fighting?" And I was like, "Yeah, yeah,

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I know. It's great. I love it. Are you

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kidding me?" >> [laughter]

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>> Uh, in my mind it's like these all these

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huge men. He's like, "You like MMA?" I'm

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like, "Totally."

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"Totally."
Come at me, bro. Come at me. You want to

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wrestle? You want to go? No. Uh,

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wouldn't mess with you. Uh, but it was

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funny. It was fun. The The my first

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episode was pretty epic. I was I worked

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a lot. I worked, you know, I was up

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there for like 2 and 1/2 weeks and cuz

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the weekends fell in it and everything.

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And you and I had a really good scene in

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that in that thing where you're like,

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"I'm like I know about the demon blood."

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And it's it's very it felt very like

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parental and I don't know. I I felt like

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I had a connection with you all right

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away, but I had no idea it was coming

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back. It was like a one-off, you know. I

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agree. I agree. I think uh,

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when you first came on, we didn't know

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that Kripke had this whole Yeah. [\h__\h]

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thing in his head. We're like, "Okay,

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Chuck is God. He's the writer. The

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writer is God." And uh, Chuck is me

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Right. and Rob is God. And so I think we

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knew There's no way we would have known

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that it would be 11 more years.

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>> I know. I know. Uh, not 11 more years.

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From now, yes. 15 more years. So that

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would have been what? 2008 maybe I met

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you. So we're going on 20 years knowing

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each other almost. Crazy, right?

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I knew you before you were married.

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Yeah. It's true, right? I'm sorry. Yeah.

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No, it was awesome. What memory And you

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know, and obviously traveling the world

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together, all the trips we've taken,

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you become close with people. Yeah.

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Yeah. Uh, amazing. Anyways, sorry. We can talk

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Uh, amazing. Anyways, sorry. We can talk
all day long, but let's let's see

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>> Give it to you.

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You choose. Okay. Let's go Yeah. Hi. Hi.

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>> [laughter]

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>> I'm Brooke from Germany. Hello. You're

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Brooke from Germany. From Germany. Yeah.

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Um Danke schön.

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>> [laughter]

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>> You're welcome. Auf wiedersehen.

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Uh, wait. Can I tell you Willkommen.

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Yeah. Ja. It's ja. You mean ja? No, ja is

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Ja. It's ja. You mean ja? No, ja is
cheers. Russian.

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Oh, ja.

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Ja. Nein. Nein. Nein.

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Achtung. Nein ist gut.

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Nein. Nein.

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How do you How do you say nein in

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German? Nein.

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Nein. Nein. The The number? Yeah, the

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number. Yeah. Oh.

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Neun. Neun. Instead of an I, it's an U.

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So you say it with an Australian accent.

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>> [laughter]

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>> So if you say no nein, it's nein neun.

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Nein neun.

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If you're playing blackjack in Germany,

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nein neun. Nein neun. Nein neun.

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Okay. Sorry.

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Uh, this is my first convention ever.

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Willkommen. Danke schön.

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Also my first trip to another country by

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myself. >> [applause]

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>> I got to take a class in Louden Swain.

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>> [laughter]

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>> My question is, when was the last time

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you did something for the first time and

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what was it?

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That's a good question. Um, Um,
when Oh,

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I got it.

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Um, I just

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married uh, two friends of mine. You did? Yes.

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uh, two friends of mine. You did? Yes.
Yes, dude. I'm I'm ordained.

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>> That's [\h__\h] awesome.

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>> [cheering]

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[applause] >> And

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>> And
so I went And so I got ordained online,

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the Universal Life Church.

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>> [screaming]

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>> Yeah.

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You're not

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You're not allowed to ask [\h__\h] crazy

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questions. I'm I'm
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but then I I had to go with my paperwork

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and go to the city clerk and like

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Battery Park in Manhattan, which is by

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the Statue of Liberty. And I was like, "Hey,

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Statue of Liberty. And I was like, "Hey,
I want to make sure that it's all good."

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And the lady's like, "Uh,

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it's all good." And I was like, "Cool.

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So I can marry people tomorrow? Like

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legally?" She goes, "Yes. But since you're here,

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She goes, "Yes. But since you're here,
if you wait in line, then you can have a

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lifetime registration."

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registration."
Yeah. So like a membership. Whatever. So

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I I married some people. No. And I feel

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Yeah. I feel like Yeah.

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This is me.

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But >> [applause]

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>> [applause]
>> in my head, cuz it's messed up, went to

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like, "I'm going to walk around the

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streets of New York and be like, 'You're

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married.'" >> [laughter]

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>> You're really like, "What shit."

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Wow, you could try You could like

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totally start a cult now. I'm hoping to.

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Yeah. Yeah. Follow me. That's my plan.

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That's my Wow.

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Do you want to get married? Me?

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In [laughter] New York. We can marry you

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to anybody. Not here, but in New York.

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If you're there, I'll be like, "Oh, hey,

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my German friend.

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Uh, you're now married."

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>> [laughter]

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>> Um, uh, so tell me something new that

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I've done lately. Um Um
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>> Uh,

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let's see. I uh, I had a third kid for

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the first time.

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That was pretty awesome.

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>> [cheering]

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>> I had a baby in my 50s

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and uh

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that was pretty crazy.

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yeah, and uh and I got to tell you it's

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a whole different thing. I I

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I I got it. I got it. It's a whole

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different thing. Um yeah, Ruth and I

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have to get married, too. We're engaged,

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but we're not married, so

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>> [cheering] [applause]

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[applause]
>> Maybe maybe tonight you're like, all

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right, let's go.

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Dude, I'll meet you in New York. I'll

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[\h__\h] meet you. It has to be in New

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York? Uh yeah, yeah. Oh, it only it only

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matters in that state? For now. I mean,

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wherever you If we if we can get it done

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in Scotland, that would work for us.

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Okay. I'm saying. I can do a Scottish accent.

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I'm saying. I can do a Scottish accent.
You're married?

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A kid in your 50s. A kid in my 50s. That

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was it's a big it was a big deal. Yeah,

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it was a big deal because like I've done

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it twice. I feel like I did a pretty

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good job. Um

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and so it's been awesome. It's like I

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know what I'm what I'm I'm not I don't

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stress about every little thing. You

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know what I mean? I don't freak out

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about every little thing. Like

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everything is a phase. She's teething,

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it will end. She's not pooping in the

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potty, she'll learn.

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You know what I mean? Everything is your

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birthday. Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday.

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Um yeah, so it's it's been [laughter] a

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pretty wild. I remember I don't know

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about you or y'all.

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Um I remember when my dad turned 40 and

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it was like the over the hill party do

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you call it in the states? Yeah, black

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balloons and black cake. Uh

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and now

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>> [laughter]

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>> you have a kid in your 50s.

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You [\h__\h] seem to me like you're 30. I

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know it's weird. I don't feel what I am,

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but I am. But certainly we're not our

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father's 50, you know?

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Um I I didn't know my father when he was

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50, but I would assume

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Uh no, but you know, it's

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it's it's a different thing. And and it

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keeps if I feel like it kind of keeps me

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young, you know what I mean? Yeah.

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And she's absolute joy. It just really

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brings a lot of joy to the house.

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Totally. Yeah, and people are like,

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what? I can't believe you're doing it

302
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again. Like, what the [\h__\h] else am I

303
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going to do with my free time?

304
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>> [laughter]

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>> The reason of the life.

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So

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Yeah. Uh donk schön. Donk schön.

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Repetition. Auf wiedersehen.

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Yes. >> [applause]

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>> [applause]
>> Auf wiedersehen. Hello.

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Hello.
Hi. Um so first of all, I You're

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invisible. I'm invisible.

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I see you.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Wait, I I thought well, I can't really

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see you because this thing is Yeah. Um

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you know, blinding me. Oh no, maybe it's

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your light. Yeah.

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Uh okay, so first of all,

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I'd like to thank you, Jared, because

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yesterday I was so overwhelmed

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and But yeah, I was wearing this shirt which

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But yeah, I was wearing this shirt which
you had on before. Yeah. And you told

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me, thank you for the t-shirt. And

325
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actually I actually thanked you and thank you

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I actually thanked you and thank you
because that was

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that mattered at some point in my life.

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It really did. So thank you for the

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t-shirt. Mhm.

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Okay, and now the fun part.

331
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Um so you might remember that

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I was watching a lot of

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cons. In fact, that's my first one that

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I Wait, wait, wait.

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And I was watching a lot of cons

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and clips and so on and I remember one

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when somebody asked you and Jensen

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about the scenes where you got stuck

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because of many situations and there was

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this famous scene where Got stuck.

341
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Stuck. Yeah, stuck. That's right. You

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couldn't just you you were repeating the

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lines and repeating and repeating. And

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there was the famous famous shapeshifter

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thing. Do you remember that? Yes. Yes,

346
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the shapeshifter with little Jensen

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stuck. Really? So

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I'm going to give you one. Are you also

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German? So no, I'm I'm going to say who

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I am. I am not, I'm from Poland. Okay.

351
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Uh yeah, yes, hello.

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And there are some of us here and we

353
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want to check how deep your roots Polish

354
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roots go and try to say the word

355
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shapeshifter in Polish.

356
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I think Which is Do you speak Polish?

357
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No, pure Polish. But we'll check his

358
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intuition, you know? He's deep rooted

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Polish. In Polish it's zmiennokształtny.

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She's giving me the answer. I got it. I

361
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I I [\h__\h] got it. Okay, I

362
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>> [laughter]

363
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>> You may I ask Jensen to do it? Okay. >> [laughter]

364
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>> [laughter]
>> Wow, and I didn't think you were going

365
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to get it. And I got it. Wow,

366
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okay. Beautiful.

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>> [laughter]

368
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>> Yeah, I'll try to provide it. It's the

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change word. Shifter or changing is

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zmiennokształtny. Uh-huh.

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She said zmiennokształtny.

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Kształtny. Kształt is shape. [\h__\h] out on

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a shape.

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[\h__\h] out on a shape.

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>> [laughter]

376
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>> What about zmiennokształtny?

377
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Zmienny zmiennokształtny.

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zmiennokształtny.
[\h__\h] on a shape.

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[\h__\h] on a shape. Okay,

380
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Okay,
the last time and I leave you, okay?

381
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Next time. Okay,

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I'm not I'm not I'm not

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You know, I'm a teacher, so I'm not

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going to give up. Okay, okay.

385
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She's like, I'm a teacher, you are our

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worst student ever.

387
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>> [laughter]

388
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>> Yeah.

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Uh

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zmiennokształtny. Zmiennokształtny.

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>> [snorts]

392
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>> No, you said a VERY BAD WORD.

393
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>> [laughter]

394
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>> ZMIENNOKSZTAłTNY. SORRY.

395
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ZMIENNOKSZTAłTNY. ZMIENNOKSZTAłTNY.

396
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OKAY. KSZTAłTNY. KSZTAłTNY.
KSZTAłTNY. That's Polish.

397
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That's Polish.
Zmiennokształtny. I got it. Okay. It's

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my forehead. I got

399
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it. I got it in Polish.

400
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Thank you. Yay, we passed. We got it.

401
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>> [applause]

402
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>> So you didn't know what you were like

403
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trying to say it and you're like, shh,

404
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you [\h__\h]

405
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>> [laughter]

406
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:26,399
>> All right, okay. You said a bad word. Hi. Hi.

407
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Hi. Hi.
Uh so my question is for Jared.

408
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Great, I'm right here.

409
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I found him.

410
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Where where is

411
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Right here.

412
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She she's not Asian, that's not Asian,

413
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that's not Asian.

414
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>> [laughter]

415
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>> She's Asian.

416
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,958
Okay, so we all know how important the

417
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Impala is to Dean. So my question is

418
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what kind what kind of car would Sam

419
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drive if he were only child?

420
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What kind of car would Sam drive if he

421
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was an only child? Yes. >> [laughter]

422
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:17,429
>> [laughter]
>> Mini Cooper, [\h__\h] you.

423
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It would it would it would it

424
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Mustang. Uh it would probably be something

425
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Uh it would probably be something
eco-friendly.

426
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Impala. Uh

427
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Uh
the [\h__\h] the the fun thing about this is

428
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the irony is that I'm actually a a big

429
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big big time muscle car fan.

430
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Like I have

431
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the Impala from Supernatural and the

432
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Mustang from Walker.

433
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And I have my first car that I ever

434
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owned uh a '69 Camaro.

435
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So I I'm a big big fan of late '60s

436
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American muscle cars. Jared is. But Sam

437
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would probably he he'd probably be

438
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something like a hybrid.

439
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Something nerdy. Something nerdy. Yeah,

440
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yeah, yeah, yeah. Um do you have the

441
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first car you ever drove? Like you kept

442
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it or you rebought what was your first

443
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car? I kept the car. I restored it. Wow.

444
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Yeah, that's awesome.

445
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I my first car was a a Dodge Dart, which

446
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it was.

447
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>> [laughter]

448
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>> And it was a big ass car and it was

449
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green pea green. I wish I kept it, man.

450
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That would have been so [\h__\h] retro,

451
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ironic. Cool. We're going to find it. Yeah,

452
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Cool. We're going to find it. Yeah,
anyway, there you go. What do you what

453
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what do you think Sam would drive?

454
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TOYOTA COROLLA.

455
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>> [laughter]

456
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[cheering]

457
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>> OH OH, HERE WE GO. HE'S winding it up.

458
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>> [cheering]

459
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>> Happy birthday. Happy you. Thank you.

460
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Thank you.
Took the Corolla, okay.

461
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Uh-oh, we got this.

462
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we got this.
>> [music]

463
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[cheering]

464
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>> What do you mean?

465
00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:10,909
>> [music]

466
00:19:10,919 --> 00:19:13,479
>> Oh no, Robbie's falling.

467
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,639
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

468
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Uh-oh.
Here we go.

469
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Here we go.

470
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>> [music]

471
00:19:18,919 --> 00:19:20,158
>> Uh-oh.

472
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Look out, he's falling. >> [music]

473
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>> [music]
>> It works.

474
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I tell you the good ones they work.

475
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>> [music]

476
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>> Yeah.

477
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Oh.

478
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>> [cheering and music]

479
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,158
>> It's a long song. We got to get you a

480
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hug.

481
00:19:44,253 --> 00:19:44,678
>> [music and cheering]

482
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>> He's pointing to the ceiling, everyone.

483
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He's >> [music] [cheering]

484
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[cheering]
>> Just [music] like we rehearsed.

485
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All right, THAT GUY.

486
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HEY, LOOK WHO IT IS EVERYONE. IT'S

487
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JENSEN ACKLES AND

488
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JARED PADALECKI.

489
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>> [cheering]

490
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[applause]

491
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>> It would have been good if you were here

492
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you would have enjoyed this cuz we're

493
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backstage and they're like, "Do you guys

494
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go on with music?" And I don't know if

495
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we do or like no music. Music!

496
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>> [laughter]

497
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>> He just took the sunglasses off the face

498
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of a person.

499
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He said music. No, right in front of

500
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like we're not going to need music.

501
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>> [laughter]

502
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>> WE WANT MUSIC.

503
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I'M GOING TO USE THE SUNGLASSES

504
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IMMEDIATELY. Oh well, you said that in

505
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your heart cuz you just took the

506
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sunglasses. This is true. This is true.

507
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This is true. That's the same I do. This

508
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is true. I don't think we're I don't

509
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think we're going to need Music! I know.

510
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I literally like

511
00:20:49,099 --> 00:21:50,150
>> [cheering] [music] [cheering]
[screaming]

512
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,839
>> That guy is going to be making the

513
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,070
rounds.

514
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,239
It's my brother. What happens when the

515
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,839
Winchester brothers try to play

516
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,639
Metallica with no instruments? Yeah,

517
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,759
in their 40s. They fall.

518
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,199
With a broken leg. With a broken leg. I

519
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,479
was like, "Ackles, I got you. I got I

520
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,919
know I was I was like, "Oh, I got you

521
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,199
Jared." I was like, "Jared's always got me. He's

522
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,939
I was like, "Jared's always got me. He's
not going to let me fall."

523
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:13,719
>> [laughter]

524
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,279
>> But here we go. I don't got you, man. I

525
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,359
love I love the if they have a gift of

526
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,959
that, me and Richard as you guys were

527
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,999
falling us just like

528
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,439
Yeah, you I I was just watching the

529
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,479
inevitable. I'm like, "Yep, okay. That's

530
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,439
how that goes. All right.

531
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,319
Yeah. You're going to be one legged You

532
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,039
guys were over here going like, "I got

533
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,554
40 on it. What do

534
00:22:34,555 --> 00:22:35,959
>> [laughter]

535
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,350
>> Who breaks another bone?

536
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,199
Yeah, I know where my money is.

537
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,678
Probably me. How's it been going out

538
00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:45,959
here, fellas? Do you want to join?

539
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,654
Can they join?

540
00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:49,439
>> [cheering]

541
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,359
>> I love the theatrics of that. What if

542
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,879
they said no? It would have blown up in

543
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,070
your face, Jared.

544
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,839
And I'm like, "STRIKE THE MUSIC UP.

545
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,239
WE'RE OUT."

546
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,159
Shut up, Jared. God. Uh

547
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:03,799
all right.

548
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,240
>> All right, everybody.

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